|Orbit||semi-major axis 2.453 AU, eccentricity 0.126|
|Political Affiliation||Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric (?)|
3869 Norton is an asteroid in the Main Belt, discovered on 3 May 1981.
Rumor has it that the Erisians have a major base on or inside of asteroid Norton. Nobody ever admits to finding any structures there, though.