Malaclypse Fnord
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| S. Malaclypse Fnord | |
| 225px Mal Fnord; image by Kirk Felton | |
| Born | Samuel Zachariah Wildman August 7, 1977 Fairplay, Colorado |
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| Residence | Korolev Air Force Base, Kandor City, Luna |
| Nationality | Fenspace Convention |
| Ethnicity | American |
| Citizenship | Soviet Air Force |
| Education | B.S. Astrophysics B.A. Communications |
| Alma mater | University of New Mexico |
| Occupation | Commander-in-Chief, Soviet Air Force-In-Exile |
| Years of service | 2008 - present |
| Rank | General (OF-07) |
| Commands held | USSR Ptichka |
| Partner | Sora Hasegawa |
| Relatives | Mary Wildman (sister) |
| Awards | Distinguished Flying Cross (UK) Order of St. Andrew (RUS) Silver Snoopy NASA Distinguished Public Service Medal |
| Missions | 2009 Tau Ceti Expedition 2011 Epsilon Indi Expedition 2013 Delta Pavonis Expedition |
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| “ | We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be. | ” |
| —Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night | ||
Physical Description
- Age: 35
- Height: 5'9"
- Weight: 190 lbs.
- Build: Stocky
- Hair: Short, light brown w/beard
- Eyes: Grey
- Common Dress: Hawaiian print shirts (often with space or space exploration themes), blue jeans, workboots, wireframe glasses, bomber jacket with appropriate rank insignia.
Notable Mundane Attributes
- Billions And Billions: Has become a moderately popular science commentator through the Ptichka documentaries.
- Wanted In Twelve Systems: Still not popular with the Ameridane establishment.
- Talent On Loan From Chuck Yeager: Crack(headed) pilot.
Handwavium Abilities
- n/a
Quirks
- Fan Panther: Believes Fenspace should cut all ties with the 'danelaw, and isn't afraid to say so.
- Can't See! Frank Can't See! Nearsighted. Really needs bifocals, but won't admit it.
- The Goggles! They Do Nothing! Wears tanker's goggles, though never over the eyes for some reason.
- What's Wrong With My Jumper? Tends to wear the same style outfit all the damn time.
- For The Last Time, I'm Not A Browncoat! Mal is from Colorado, speaks with a fairly strong Western accent and has been known to wear long drover coats. This makes everybody think he's a Whedonite, even though Mal doesn't like Firefly.
Stories
Col. Mal Fnord has played a major role in the following stories:
- Poehali! (origin story, tba)
- Not Just A Job (tba)
- Convention Thread GO!
- With Liberty And Great Justice...
- Archimedes' Lever
- Roosting, or a Poem on the Wall
- Into the Great Wide Open
- May Day
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