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The Subgenii are blamed for, among other things: | The Subgenii are blamed for, among other things: | ||
* The Benevolent Space Xist Invasion Fleet | * The Benevolent Space Xist Invasion Fleet | ||
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Revision as of 14:01, 13 December 2010
Sometimes described as a mutant offshoot of Discordianism[1], the Subgenii are the followers of the divine drilling equipment salesman J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. However, only those who have been to Dobbstown and had their third nostril opened can survive a meeting with Bob. Those seeking power and success and sex and money , and slack can write to The Church of the Sub-Genius, Post Office Box 140306, Dallas, Texas, not forgetting to include a S.A.S.E. and 15 dollars[2]. Bob, the founder of the Church of the Sub-Genius, was an un-ordinary aluminum siding salesman until 1957 when he met L. Ron Hubbard and learned the secret of power, and with Bob's help you can too. The Church claims that if you buy enough pamphlets and books, keep them in the bathroom and read them often you too will understand the secret and gain massive amounts of slack, allowing you to get something for nothing.
Alternatively[3] the Church of the Sub-Genius is a fraud designed to soley for the purpose of enriching the founders of the church and furnishing them with an army of cultists and attractive young women in scandalous clothing. To learn more about the Stamp Out Bob campaign and the dangers of the SubGenii write Stamp Out Bob, Post Office Box 140306, Dallas, Texas, enclosing a S.A.S.E and 15 dollars.
The Subgenii are blamed for, among other things:
- The Benevolent Space Xist Invasion Fleet
- The Stark Fist of Removal
Notes
- ↑ the Jargon File 4.1.0, 8 July 2010
- ↑ Prices may be slightly out of date
- ↑ But, this may just be the work of THE CONSPIRACY
