Talk:News Flash for October 10

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Stuff that doesn't fit into the story, but is still relevant

> Today's leader of Grover's Corners was also asked to comment; while Mr. Imre's statement is unprintable in this publication, it was on the whole in approval of Stellvian independence.

'Scuse me whilst I laugh myself silly over in this corner. But only because it's true.

Bob Schroeck


What Marsden has not officially mentioned, of course, is that trade (and diplomatic) relations between Stellvia and Greenwood are unchanged, and same for relations between Greenwood and the US.

Unofficially, he fully endorses it, he's just having one of those "I want something from Washington, so must pretend to give a shit" months.

Remember, his response to the question of statehood and/or independence for Greenwood has always been, "not yet, wabbit..."

Caldwell, unfortunately, has outright orders to be a dick about it, and has less ability to dodge those orders than Dodge.

ECSNorway


About the only real response from Jupiter Mining Corporation is a quick visit to discuss potential contracts, with Jeph offering to buy Scott a drink of whatever he feels like imbibing in way of congratulations.

JFerio


> Now I got to look forward to teach the new girls why it's not a good idea to run around naked.

Four squirrel girls... running around naked... Let me guess: Scarlet, Violet, Amber, and Jade?

Rob Kelk

In one. Or, rather I guess I should say four.  ;)

blackaeronaut


The gift Mrs. Jones cooked up? Well, Momma Jones is big on organic stuff, even if it gets a bit of an assist from the 'Wave. So, it would come as no surprise that she's been experimenting with cotton plants for better yields and improved qualities. The result: Star Cotton, which breaths like Egyptian cotton, warms like wool, and is damn near impervious to anything short of Oliver or a large caliber AP round. It'll even resist fire and corrosive chemicals effectively enough to be used as hazard blankets. Oh, and machine washable, too.

So, Momma Jones's gift is three 100% organic star cotton baby blankets, suitable for swaddling, peekabo, impromptu bed-tents, and even clean up. Yes, that includes the nasty kind, because Momma Jones knows, after dealing with so many children, shit happens.  ;)

blackaeronaut